tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53326023682053347722024-03-05T19:22:36.880-05:00Snappy Casual NunsGreenTunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01802101685368424052noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332602368205334772.post-80924733790850477712007-08-10T10:21:00.000-04:002008-12-12T19:15:59.881-05:00Hail Maaaaarrrrghhhy!Today is the <a href="http://mymommysplace.com/blog/2007/07/27/the-haiku-buckaroo-contest/"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Haiku Buckaroo Contest</span></a>! Well, we gotcha covered here. We got <a href="http://snappycasualnuns.blogspot.com/2007/07/what-big-rack-you-have.html">Nun Buckaroos</a>, <a href="http://snappycasualnuns.blogspot.com/2007/08/hail-maaaaarrrrghhhy.html">Nun Pirates</a> and the ever-popular, <a href="http://snappycasualnuns.blogspot.com/2007/07/one-two-three-drink.html">Five Nuns at the Bar</a> .. all in Haiku!<br /><br />You may be surprised to know that deep within my inky black heart there is a soft tender spot for today's guest star. I first stumbled across Sister Mary Barnacle when I had to travel to the North Pole for a gig. I know that God is everywhere, but Nuns seem to be running a close second, sailing the high seas AND hawking Pope memorabilia on Home Shopping Channels.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6HmlpJXHAYABjODbY40uLJRUwwVO2RUzo5VtHb1ZAgR5oCjtOMNKun2ni5WytciRX5bZKDN_WyjCDFgm-B7Y9Nqj7-pfWuJVJwYO8NikcudJ4FcgNsw0-V8Keb0lOtVnw4id9-aG-O7I/s1600-h/pirate+nun.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6HmlpJXHAYABjODbY40uLJRUwwVO2RUzo5VtHb1ZAgR5oCjtOMNKun2ni5WytciRX5bZKDN_WyjCDFgm-B7Y9Nqj7-pfWuJVJwYO8NikcudJ4FcgNsw0-V8Keb0lOtVnw4id9-aG-O7I/s320/pirate+nun.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5091512295969160610" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fifteen Dollar Pope</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(Plus Shipping and Handling)</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Arrrgh! Let's make a deal!</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pirates Movie 4:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pirate Nuns armed with rulers.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">But wounds? Just skin Depp.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Pirate Jokes? Easy</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">But John Paul says best not to</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">say the same of nuns.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Nuns cannot help it.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Arrrrgh Fatherrrrr and Hail Marrrrrrghy</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">It's habit forming.</span><br /><br /></div>GreenTunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01802101685368424052noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332602368205334772.post-65952222534471397102007-07-25T09:39:00.001-04:002008-12-12T19:16:00.076-05:00What a Big Rack You HaveBeing an Episcopalian (affectionately known as "Catholic-Lite", "No Saturday night Hootenanny Masses Here", or "All the Pomp With None of the Guilt") we don't have a shared experience with the kindly nun, the wise maternal Mother Superior, or today's more austere example,<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">PISTOL-PACKING MAMAS</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></div><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLamtIE0V13U_dzr9mGzOolRtj1pTASrZTPkSwaMHSoMt-G4QFG3vatqotED7B93wFwjhU4BS8bxh2xS_PTNVBACkc3qUmzH9DmUDddZ1oM-59b9_5AXOfPN7DUI6GjCJqlrIb-kc1rFM/s1600-h/nungun.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLamtIE0V13U_dzr9mGzOolRtj1pTASrZTPkSwaMHSoMt-G4QFG3vatqotED7B93wFwjhU4BS8bxh2xS_PTNVBACkc3qUmzH9DmUDddZ1oM-59b9_5AXOfPN7DUI6GjCJqlrIb-kc1rFM/s320/nungun.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5091128690965118354" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">If God's too busy<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">To Shield You From All Danger<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Then We've Got Your Back<br /><br />There is Nothing More<br />Important than Weekly Mass.<br />We're Glad You Agree.<br /><br />Hey Bucko, Guess What?<br />Me and My Shotgun Here Say<br />You Just Can't Quit Us.<br /><br />Five Nuns With Big Guns<br />They aren't blessed peacemakers,<br />More like Bad Habits.<br /><br /><br /></span></div>GreenTunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01802101685368424052noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5332602368205334772.post-64007125995792877382007-07-24T08:18:00.000-04:002008-12-12T19:16:00.252-05:00One, Two, Three, Drink!Welcome to Snappy Casual Nuns where we post pictures of all things nunish. And why not? Nuns are hip and cool. They rock the black in the dead of summer, they star in musicals and movies and they wear a WIMPLE for Chrissake. For our inaugural edition we present:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">FIVE NUNS WALK INTO A BAR</span><br /></div><center style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></center><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiLVoI1V9pvgTkGXmEFKvBAqCxKIpqVfLmZ2UcsXZ7to-hAaPt4AorY0zL9zRMCYfHsDTQPw9kt2bSe13Yib5ejBEFa9i0WMT-G3Eg7gHmlVsA0iQxCwSmU6vr4ZfFzOZRUMUdAjRyydc/s1600-h/nunssitting.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiLVoI1V9pvgTkGXmEFKvBAqCxKIpqVfLmZ2UcsXZ7to-hAaPt4AorY0zL9zRMCYfHsDTQPw9kt2bSe13Yib5ejBEFa9i0WMT-G3Eg7gHmlVsA0iQxCwSmU6vr4ZfFzOZRUMUdAjRyydc/s320/nunssitting.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5090737208991055218" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Five Nuns at a Bar</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">An easy target when you've</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">No legs to stand on</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I have one question</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">New-fangled communion rail...</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Approved by the Pope?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Only things missing:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Blue gingham dress and a pair</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">of ruby slippers.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Click your heels three times</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">and then repeat after me:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"There's No Place Like Rome...."</span><br /><br /></div>GreenTunahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01802101685368424052noreply@blogger.com3