Friday, August 10, 2007

Hail Maaaaarrrrghhhy!

Today is the Haiku Buckaroo Contest! Well, we gotcha covered here. We got Nun Buckaroos, Nun Pirates and the ever-popular, Five Nuns at the Bar .. all in Haiku!

You may be surprised to know that deep within my inky black heart there is a soft tender spot for today's guest star. I first stumbled across Sister Mary Barnacle when I had to travel to the North Pole for a gig. I know that God is everywhere, but Nuns seem to be running a close second, sailing the high seas AND hawking Pope memorabilia on Home Shopping Channels.

Fifteen Dollar Pope
(Plus Shipping and Handling)
Arrrgh! Let's make a deal!

Pirates Movie 4:
Pirate Nuns armed with rulers.
But wounds? Just skin Depp.

Pirate Jokes? Easy
But John Paul says best not to
say the same of nuns.

Nuns cannot help it.
Arrrrgh Fatherrrrr and Hail Marrrrrrghy
It's habit forming.