Wednesday, July 25, 2007

What a Big Rack You Have

Being an Episcopalian (affectionately known as "Catholic-Lite", "No Saturday night Hootenanny Masses Here", or "All the Pomp With None of the Guilt") we don't have a shared experience with the kindly nun, the wise maternal Mother Superior, or today's more austere example,


If God's too busy
To Shield You From All Danger
Then We've Got Your Back

There is Nothing More
Important than Weekly Mass.
We're Glad You Agree.

Hey Bucko, Guess What?
Me and My Shotgun Here Say
You Just Can't Quit Us.

Five Nuns With Big Guns
They aren't blessed peacemakers,
More like Bad Habits.

No comments: